Legend says Solanazardsurvived the comet, a bear market, and three halvings simply by queueing on Pump.fun the whole time. He wears a jacket with round patches so he doesn’t get lost among round coins, and those spikes on his back? Not armor — they’re RSI indicators.
Solanazard is a marble-skinned cutie with a long neck and a tiny wisdom-spoon instead of a tongue. He feeds on green candles and nests in cold wallets. If you hear “chik-chik,” he’s adding your meme to favorites.
Yes, we have HODL-stones. We throw them at FUD.
1,000,000,000 Solanazard — that’s how many bones are in our skeleton.
Buy/Sell: 0%. Solanazard doesn’t take tips — he prefers love.
“No-extinction” philosophy. We like living liquidity, not fossils.
Launch the meme-egg, ship the site, teach Solanazardto say “rrr/rrr” whenever charts go up.
Stickers, first fan art, a meme trailer, and cozy community nights.
Mini-game “Run, Solanazard, Run!”, giveaways, and a penguin collab.
Merch, IRL meetups, and a “Night at the Crypto Museum”.
Questions? DM us on X — faster than the dinos went extinct.